D.Scott Info

Scottsmen Reserve Picks

	First Round	Second Round
'12	#10	#20
'13	DS	DS
'14	DS	DS
'15	DS	DS
'16	DS	DS
'17	DS	DS
'18	DS	DS
'19	DS	DS
'20	DS	DS
'21	DS	DS
'22	DS	DS
'23	DS	DS
'24	DS	DS
'25	DS	DS

Scottsmen Yearly Leaders
		Avg.		HR		RBI		SB		W		S
Best		.352	Albert Pujols 2008	50	Prince Fielder 2007	135	Albert Pujols 2009	52	Michael Bourn 2010	20	Jon Lieber 2001	45	J.J. Putz 2011

YR	PL	Avg.		HR		RBI		SB		W		S
11	1	.349 .337 .332	Troy Tulowitzki Jose Reyes Ryan Braun	38 33	Prince Fielder Ryan Braun	120 111	Prince Fielder Ryan Braun	39 33	Jose Reyes Ryan Braun	16	Tim Hudson	45 29	J.J. Putz Huston Street
10	3	.312	Albert Pujols	42	Albert Pujols	118	Albert Pujols	52	Michael Bourn	17	Tim Hudson	22	Jonathan Broxton
09	3	.327	Albert Pujols	47	Albert Pujols	135	Albert Pujols	20	R.Braun/ L.Castillo	13	Braden Looper	36	Jonathan Broxton
08	4	.352	Albert Pujols	37	R.Braun/ A.Pujols	115	Albert Pujols	28	Matt Holliday	17	Roy Oswalt	30	Trevor Hoffman
07	8	.338	Matt Diaz	50	Prince Fielder	119	Prince Fielder	31	Dave Roberts	16	Brad Penny	21	Brett Myers
06	7	.344	Freddy Sanchez	29	Pat Burrell	95	Pat Burrell	49	Dave Roberts	16	Brad Penny	9	Dan Wheeler
05	4	.319	Todd Helton	36	Morgan Ensberg	117	Pat Burrell	11	Royce Clayton	17	Andy Pettitte	15	Chris Reitsma
04	5	.334	Adrian Beltre	48	Adrian Beltre	121	Adrian Beltre	22	Tony Womack	15	Brian Lawrence	4	Matt Mantei
03	8	.330	E.Renteria/ V.Guerrero	25	Vladimir Guerrero	100	Edgar Renteria	34	Edgar Renteria	12	A.Lieter/ L.Hernandez	22	Matt Mantei
02	T2	.338	Larry Walker	39	Vladimir Guerrero	111	Vladimir Guerrero	40	Vladimir Guerrero	12	K.Rueter/ A.J.Burnett	38	Trevor Hoffman
01	5	.320	Jose Vidro	31	Bobby Abreu	110	Bobby Abreu	36	Bobby Abreu	20	Jon Lieber	43	Trevor Hoffman
YR	PL	Avg.		HR		RBI		SB		W		S

Great Scottsmen
Drew Gallagher, 9/30/11

Gentlemen:

The 27th year of the ESL has wrapped up and with it we are crowning our ninth different champion in Dale King Scott. The championship was well-deserved despite the troubling decision to start Brett Myers on the final day of the season. But for that, the Question Marks are eternally grateful and, in all probability, so should our Pal. Myers’ atrocious outing (well documented for Phillie fans) allowed both Mark and Chris to pass Dale in ERA on the final day. That coupled with my team’s remarkable 4 for 48 effort on the final day allowed the Question Marks to leap into a three-way tie for third place which, I believe, is unprecedented in the history of the league. So without further adieu I take you to the Scottsmen’s press conference and locker room celebration.

Dale Scott walks to the podium wearing nothing but Ryan Braun boxer shorts.

Reporter: “Dale, didn’t bring a change of clothes for post celebration?”

Dale: “What? Oh, you mean the outfit? No, I usually wear just underwear around the clubhouse. Shoot if I had been drinking champagne instead of Dale’s Pale Ale I’d probably be naked right now.”

(Sound of many journalists throwing up a little bit in their mouths.)

Reporter: “So how does it feel to finally win after all of these years?”

Dale: “Well first I’d like to thank my lord and savior, Ryan Braun. Water into wine? Try hitting 33 bombs and stealing 33 bases. You’re not going to find those types of numbers in Corinthians. Parting the Red Sea? Pretty cool but not as cool as fucking Bernie Brewer coming down the slide!”

Reporter: ̶ 0;Speaking of Braun, he’s going back into the draft next season. Is there any scenario you can envision where he is not a Scottsmen?”

Dale: “No.”

Reporter: “Seriously? I mean, unless Mal flies off to South Africa again next year to miss the World Cup, you don’t envision him trying to screw you on Braun by opening the bidding at, say, 65?”

Dale: “I stand by my prior response. No. My face will turn bright red and I’ll bid 66. Might be best if Mal just stays home again this year.”

Reporter: “You really think any player is worth that kind of money after the flame out failures of Pujols and Hanley this season?”

Dale: “I didn’t say Braun was worth 66. I think he’s worth more than that and will bid more if necessary. Look, I’ll put this into perspective for you guys. My only daughter is going off to college next year. She is the light of my life and I’ll be devastated when she leaves home. But the sadness I’ll feel at my daughter’s departure doesn’t eve n compare to Brauny leaving. If he leaves, a part of me dies. And I mean a good part like my penis.”

So will 2012 bring our 10th different champion? The morning line has Mal’s squad as the current favorites. He has amassed a list of keepers as deep as any in recent memory. Only problem is that he will likely trade most of those keepers before Thanksgiving--at least those not named Bryce Harper. (At this point I’d like to interject that Marty said that Bryce Harper couldn’t carry Kyle Blanks’ jockstrap.)

Payouts were $934.20 to Dale, $519.00 to your s truly and $207.60 each to Chris, Mark and Jamie.

The offseason has now begun for those of us who are Red Sox fans. The talent again appears to be well spread throughout the 10 ESL teams. And for those who might be looking for that oh so rare blend of speed, power and batting average my sources tell me that there is a kid by the name of Braun who will be there for the taking in April. Just be prepared to say 67.

2004 Keeper List 12 Kept for $68 17 more needed for $222
Offense
Clayton, Royce	1	s2	Col	ss
Drew, J.D.	11	s2	Atl	of
Ensberg, Morgan	1	s2	Hou	3b
Hammock, Rob	3	s2	Arz	c
Renteria, Edgar	24	s1	StL	ss
Stynes, Chris	4	s1	Pit	3b

Pitchers
Acevedo, Jose	1	s2	Cin	p
Cormier, Rheal	1	s2	Phi	p
Hernandez, Livan	1	s2	Mon	p
Lawrence, Brian	7	L2	SD	p
Mantei, Matt	3+10	s1	Arz	p
Redding, Tim	1	s1	Hou	p

Rookie Players
Kelton, Dave	5	s3	Chi	of
Lane, Jason	10	s3	Hou	of
Stokes, Jason	5	s3	Fla	1b

2003 Keeper List 13 Kept for $112 15 more needed for $178 (doesn't include Xavier Nady & Abraham Nunez)
Offense
Benard, Marvin	5	s2	SF	of
Buchanan, Brian	4	s2	SD	of
Guerrero, Vladimir	43	s2	Mon	of
Renteria, Edgar	24	s2	StL	ss
Shinjo, Tsuyoshi	1	s1	NYM	of
Vidro, Jose	11	L2	Mon	2b

Pitchers
Batista, Miguel	1	s1	Arz	p
Guthrie, Mark	1	s2	Chi	p
Lawrence, Brian	2+5	s1	SD	p
Penny, Brad	12	L2	Fla	p
Rueter, Kirk	1	s1	SF	p
Tomko, Brett	1	s2	StL	p
Tucker, T.J.	1	s2	Mon	p

Rookie Players
Lane, Jason	5	s3	Hou	of
Nady, Xavier	10	s3	SD	of
Nunez, Abraham	5	s3	Fla	of

2001 Keeper List 15 Kept for $129 12 more needed for $161
Offense
Crespo, Felipe	1	s2	SF	of
Lowell, Mike	10+5	s1	Fla	3b
Miller, Damian	2	s2	Ari	c
Ochoa, Alex	11	s2	Cin	of
Owens, Eric	7+5	s1	SD	of
Vidro, Jose	1+10	s1	Mon	2b
Young, Dmitri	13	s1	Cin	1b-of

Pitchers
Burnett, A.J.	5	s2	Fla	p
Fernandez, Osvaldo	3	s2	Cin	p
Hayes, Jimmy	2	s2	Mil	p
Hoffman, Trevor	32	s2	SD	p
Lieber, Jon	8	s1	Chi	p
Penny, Brad	7	s2	Fla	p
Williams, Woody	1+5	s1	SD	p
Worrell, Tim	1	s2	Chi	p

Rookie Players
Davis, J.J.	5	R	Pit	of
Dawkins, Gookie	5	R	Cin	ss
Serrano, Wascar	3	R	SD	p
Tucker, T.J.	4	R	Mon	p

2002 Keeper List 16 Kept for $112 11 more needed for $178 (does NOT include Nuegebauer)
Offense
LoDuca, Paul	1	s2	LA	c-1b
Lowell, Mike	15	L2	Fla	3b
Miller, Damian	2	s1	Ari	c
Ochoa, Alex	11	s1	Mil	of
Rollins, Jimmy	5	s2	Phi	ss
Shinjo, Tsuyoshi	1	s2	SF	of
Truby, Chris	1	s2	Mon	3b
Vidro, Jose	11	L3	Mon	2b

Pitchers
Batista, Miguel	1	s2	Ari	p
Burnett, A.J.	5	s1	Fla	p
Fikac, Jeremy	1	s2	SD	p
Hoffman, Trevor	32	s1	SD	p
Lawrence, Brian	2	s2	SD	p
Pavano, Carl	6	s2	Mon	p
Penny, Brad	7+5	s1	Fla	p
Williams, Woody	6	L2	StL	p

Rookie Players
Dawkins, Gookie	10	s3	Cin	ss
Melian, Jackson	4	s3	Mil	of
Nady, Xavier	5	s3	SD	of
Neugebauer, Nick	2	s3	Mil	p