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2024 DRAFT DATE:
Saturday, March 23rd, 2024
Start time: 11:00AM
Location:
Trooper Thorns
541 Morgantown Road
Reading, PA 19611

Since some people forget every year:
You must draft 24 players for $260
(2) C, 1B, 2B, SS, 3B, IF, (5) OF, DH, U, (10) P

Matt Dodge...the Fantasy Team owner, not the punter

2024 ASL
ROSTER FREEZE:
Monday, March 18th, 2024
7:00PM

You may retain up to 13 players.  You must also note any contract extensions at that time.  You may submit your freeze list early - you can change it as many times as you like up until the dead-line. However, once you submit your list, you may no longer make any trades until after the draft.  If you have more than (5) s3 rookies, you will not have to cut down to the maximum of (5) until draft day.

 
2023 ASL Summary
Drew Gallagher, 10/04
/23
It remains to be seen if 2023 will truly go down as one for the Birds, but it does go down as one for the Yardbirds who waited to win their first championship until the prize pool (the largest in the 39-year history of the ASL) was enough for them to pay attention. Some might argue that Rick still wasn't paying attention when he traded away Gunner Henderson in a pique of frustration earlier this year, but there is still a flag that will fly above Baltimore in 2023 and it remains to be seen if Gunner will get a championship share (.199, 5 homers, 13 RBI in 146 at bats). Rick also jettisoned Michael A. Taylor who went on to hit 21 home runs on the season. So congrats to the Yardbirds and their $1,143.00 in winnings. He still has J Rod and Gray Rod to build upon in 2024.

On the opposite end of the money spectrum were the Daley Doubles who chose 2023 to finish fifth and miss out on the number 1 pick in the spring. Dale cashed $127 but did not cash Kyle Teel who is unlikley to fall to the 8th pick in the reserve draft.

The race for second place opened up after Shohei shut down for the season and the Question Marks could only limp to a fourth-place finish. $254 and a $72 DH for 2024.

I did not follow the final day movements in the standings (9th place and an NFL slate will tend to do that) but it appears that the Chicken and Bombers were jousting up until the final game and ended in a tie which means they will split the second and third place money ($1,016.00--$508 each). Once upon a time we would have decided the tie by determining which team won the most categories and then they would be the second-place winner. Well, that would have meant...they tied. They each were better than the other in five categories. Glad we don't have that coming down to a $250.00 coin flip.

After the draft, the toy box had the Slickers winning it all and had the Drewers in second. Fuck you toy box! Hard to believe that Aaron Judge, Mike Trout, Byron Buxton and Josh Donaldson could not hold up for an entire season.

More to follow during the offseason from Matt on possible draft location for our 40th anniversary.

You are now free to offer up players for Eric's first round pick which is 7th overall. One before Dale.

I will try to get checks out in the next few days so please email me your addresses and if you'd like a check or Paypal deposit. That is of course if I don't get fired for going to a fantasy baseball site on my work computer because the email distribution list is no longer a thing. (To the guy monitoring my IT usage during the workday--I'm taking PTO while I type this email and I swear Googling Kate Upton's Cat Daddy dance was only because her husband had been traded.)

 

ASL "Win/Loss" Records, 1985-2023
Several years ago, when Jerry Heath was still in the roto business, researching the science of Rotisserie, he came up with a Won/Loss method to determine the "value" of players, in terms of their impact on the standings.

He would survey the final standings of hundreds of league. If a player was on a first-place team, he got a win. If he was on a last-place team, he got a loss. If he was on a team that finished between first and last, he had no record.

For example, if Pedro Martinez was drafted in 100 leagues, and was on 35 pennant-winners, and 5 cellar-dwellers, he would have a 35-5 "record." It usually turned out that the best players, purchased for the best value, had the best won-loss records.

Using Heath's W-L formula as a starting point, I thought I would create all-time standings for ASL franchises. Pennant-winners would achieve an 11-0 record (in a 12-team league). Second-place teams would have a 10-1 record. Last-place teams 0-11, etc.  Using that method, here's what I came up with:

Team Owner Seasons   Titles   $*   W   L   T   Pct.
Nicklebockers Steve Nickel 2       2   20   2   0   .909
Bombers Mark Martin 11   6   8   95   25   1   .789
Rob Sox Rob Schwartz 15   3   9   121   42   1   .741
Malignancies C. Malinowski 29   8   18   235   83   0   .739
Mystery Tramps Gerry Kahle 1       1   8   3   0   .727
Jon DeLoreans Jon Finglass 8   1   5   61   26   0   .701
Bohicas Dave Woodley 10   2   5   72   38   0   .655
Dr.K's Nelson Kohn 3   1   1   21   11   1   .652
Chicken Mike Drago 33   7   16   228   132   1   .633
Black Sheep Rich Ziemba 11       6   76   44   0   .633
Snyde Remarks Steve Snyder 12       6   82   48   1   .630
Toilets J. Schlesinger 7   0.5   4   45   30   1   .599
Gerry's Kids Gerry Orlando 6   1   2   38   26   2   .591
Atomic Bombers Tom Serpe 1           6   4   1   .591
Wine Drives Drew Wine 2   1   1   12   10   0   .545
Rug Burns S. Winterburn 8   1   2   47   40   1   .540
C.C.Bandits G.Ciambruschini 4       1   23   20   1   .534
Dodge Polaras Matt Dodge 23   2   8   133   118   2   .530
Question Marks Mark Bennett 23   0.5   6.5   122   127   3   .490
Daley Doubles Dale Scott 26       10.5   132   140   2   .485
Grossouts Mike Gross 2       1   10   11   0   .476
DeCoys P. DeCoursey 11   1   4   55   65   1   .459
City Slickers Marty Slickers 23   1   7   114   138   0   .452
AL Bees Al Walentis 8       2   39   48   1   .449
Drewers D. Gallagher 39   1   9   187   232   3   .447
Yardbirds Rick Franz 19   1   4   93   115   0   .447
R-Huskies Scott Metcalfe 8       2   38   48   1   .443
CarboKusics Gary Warner 2           13   19   0   .406
Weis Guys Eric Weiser 11       2   49   71   1   .405
Morris Minors Dave Morris 13       4   56   84   3   .402
K-9s Kori Walter 5       1   22   33   0   .400
Yankee Clippers Rich Scarcella 8   1   1   33   53   2   .386
Salary Caps Mike Capilo 3           12   20   1   .379
Danny Ozarks Dan Haughney 10       3   41   69   0   .372
Mittl Infielders John Mittl 10           41   69   0   .372
Perk & Beans Jon Perkins 14       2   53   99   1   .349
DARS A. DeRossa 4           12   30   0   .286
Nickerbockers John Nickerson 1           3   8   0   .273
1-Armed Bandits Jamie Yousaitis 4           11   31   1   .267
3 Sheetz 2 Wind Stu Sheetz 4       1   10   34   0   .227
Borders Lions Chuck Border 1           2   8   1   .227
Met-Ros Paul Rosa 9       1   22   77   0   .222
R.Grumlings Darryl Grumling 7           17   60   0   .220
K2/Axemen K.Axe/K.Bulloch 7           15   62   0   .195
Highway Robbers Rob Webster 2           4   18   0   .181
Jay/Americans Jay Finglass 2           3   19   0   .136
Gonads Ed Mazur 1           1   10   0   .091
Snyder's Sliders Rod Snyder 1           0   10   0   .000
Nellie Foxes Dave Fox 1           0   11   0   .000
Wolf Gang Jeff Wolf 2           0   22   0   .000

$* = # of finishes in 1st thru 4th place (5th place finishes are like a
"consolation prize" and even though 5th place gets some $$$, 5th place
finishers are not included in this column.)

50 Different
Ownerships
39 Seasons
 
Most Seasons
Drew Gallagher 39
Mike Drago 33
Chris Malinowski 29
Dale Scott 26
Matt Dodge 23
Marty Slickers 23
Mark Bennett 23
Rick Franz 19
Rob Schwartz 15
Jon Perkins 14
Dave Morris 13
 
Most Years
without a
Top 4 Finish
John Mittl 10
D. Grumling 7
Ken Axe 7
Jamie Yousaitis 4
A. DeRossa 4
 
Most Years
w/o Pennant
Dale Scott 26
Jon Perkins 14
Dave Morris 13
Steve Snyder 12
Rich Ziemba 11
Eric Weiser 11
Danny Haughney 10
John Mittl 10
 

 

Final 2023 Standings

  Avg Runs HR RBI SB W S+H K ERA Ratio
Rick FrantzYardbirds
Rick Frantz
92.5 .2542
9
889
7.5
222
7
903
9
119
5
102
12
171
11
1759
11
3.59
12
1.207
12
Founder of the ASL, The ChickenThe Chicken
Mike Drago
87.5 .2586
12
865
6
233
6
833
7
147
9
85
8.5
174
12
1282
7
3.99
9
1.245
11
Mark MartinBombers
Mark Martin
87.5 .2474
7
992
12
248
10
907
10
128
7
100
10.5
133
4
1790
12
4.19
6
1.266
9
Orioles FanQuestion Marks
Mark Bennett
87

.2564
10

951
10
260
11
913
11
154
10
80
6
165
10
1225
3

4.11
8

1.270
8
Used to work at the Almost-a-BankDaley Doubles
Dale Scott
86 .2586
11
889
7.5
285
12
990
12
127
6
85
8.5
153
7
1265
5
3.94
10
1.274
7
Do whatever this guy says, he's smartMalignancies
Chris Malinowski
79.5 .2404
3
966
11
247
9
888
8
179
12
100
10.5
159
8
1508
10
4.20
5
1.299
3
Dave WoodleyBohicas
Dave Woodley
74 .2445
6
894
9
242
8
824
6
101
4
83
7
160
9
1350
8
3.88
11
1.285
6
Tried to draft Kaz Matsui in the 2003 reserve draftCity Slickers
Marty Slickers
58 .2520
8
792
4
224
5
806
5
146
8
77
5
91
3
1281
6
4.32
4
1.258
10
Arrested by the fashion police in 2003Drewers
Drew Gallagher
49 .2383
1
838
5
238
7
740
4
155
11
69
3
140
6
1063
1
4.12
7
1.292
4
K2
Ken Axe/Ken Belluch
31 .2425
4
692
2
188
3
635
1
87
3
76
4
52
1
1474
9
4.65
2
1.305
2
Once offered Brent Abernathy for Jermaine DyeDodge Polaras
Matt Dodge
26 .2384
2
662
1
151
1
662
2
86
2
58
1
136
5
1252
4
4.52
3
1.287
5
Weis Guys
Eric Weis
22 .2438
5
723
3
184
2
711
3
82
1
59
2
54
2
1110
2
4.68
1
1.353
1
 
Dave Woodley and Drew Gallagher

ASL Standings
Archive

To See ASL
Stats and
Standings
1985 thru
2023

Marty Slicker
 
ASL TRADING RULES:
Draft Day thru noon on August 31st:  During the trading period, teams may accept only TWO "asterisk" players total throughout the year and those must be from different teams.  On the flip-side, a team may trade AWAY as many "asterisk" players as they like (but no two "asterisk" players to the same team.)

"Asterisk" players are any players auction drafted for $20 or over, any players FAAB drafted for $60 or over, players of any salary in the final year of their contract, and players traded to the National League.

Restricted Trading, 12:01 p.m. on August 3rd thru noon August 31st: 
You may trade with any team +/- 5 points in the standings and any team +/-2 positions in the standings (based on the most up to date standings on the front page of the league web-site.  "Live" standings will not count, as there will be no way to verify it later.)  Also, all teams that have less than 50 points may all trade freely with each other.  The asterisk rules will apply during this period.
 

2024 FAAB$

The 1st Week of FAAB will be
Sunday, March 31st.

The Dead-Line for FAAB bidding is every Sunday at 10:00 p.m.

The last week of free-agent pick-ups is Sunday, 9/29/24.  Any bids in September must be bids of at least $5.  (So if you have $4 or less after August, you may NOT submit a bid!)

Mike Drago

A.S.L. MENTIONED IN
BASEBALL WEEKLY

In the 10/11-17/2000 issue of Baseball Weekly (Page 40), John Hunt ran a story called "This Season's Greatest Fantasy Finishes".  Hunt wrote: "...[in] the Altered States League... Drew Gallagher won after a 15-year drought (not long, since he's a Red Sox fan.) Gallagher's team won thanks to Mark McLemore's steal of second base in the final game.  He won the league by one point, finishing in a tie for first in stolen bases.  The second-place team happened to finish one behind the co-leaders in steals - meaning that steal made the difference.  (McLemore was Gallagher's final pick, 'and the closing bid happened to come as I was going to get another beer,' he said.)"

 

Mike Drago Pre-Draft Power Rankings!
I take the value each team has compiled going into the draft, then add the dollars left (minus inflation rate) and come up with a dollar value each team could expect to come out of the draft with. The "average" team, of course, would emerge at $260. A juggernaut would be around $300. Cellar-dwellers, like one of the early Drewer teams, around $200.

2003 Power
Rank
  Actual
Finish
Drewers 288   T8
Chicken 274   1
DeCoys 268   12
Rug Burns 260   5
Malignancies 254   2
City Slickers 247   11
Perk & Beans 223   3
Gerry's Kids 221   6
Daley Doubles 211   10
Dodge Polaras 211   7
K9s 210   4
Question Marks 190   T8
 
2002 Power
Rank
  Actual
Finish
Malignancies 331   1
Rugburns 300   6
DeCoys 293   2
Gerry's Kids 258   4
Question Marks 258   5
K9s 246   8
Chicken 229   10
Drewers 222   9
Daley Doubles 209   12
Perkolators 206   7
City Slickers 199   3
Dodge Polaras 182   11
2001 Power
Rank
  Actual
Finish
Malignancies 282   8
Daley Doubles 281   3
Gerry's Kids 269   1
Beltin Jons 265   T9
Rug Burns 264   2
K9s 263   7
Drewers 255   T9
Chicken 249   6
Dodge Polaras 246   5
Question Marks 233   12
City Slickers 219   4
DeCoys 205   11
 
2000 Power
Rank
  Actual
Finish
Malignancies 288   2
Chicken 282   3
Drewers 274   1
Perkolators 263   6
Mystery Tramps 250   4
Salary Caps 249   8
Daley Doubles 249   10
Rug Burns 236   12
Gerry's Kids 236   5
Gonads 211   11
K-9s 209   7
Rosas/Dirt 192   9
 

ROTISSERIE ACCORDING TO JON FINGLASS
by Drew Gallagher, 1999

"I�ll just keep you a minute�":
TRANSLATION: Honey, put on a pot of coffee.
OR: Honey, can we go visit your parents right now?

"They love his experience�":
TRANSLATION: The ubiquitous "they" are his parents. Experience, which is defined by Bubba Smith who is 32 and has never played above AA, is rarely loved by the major league skipper who couldn�t find the "prospect" at spring training with a map.

"Has your friend ever played rotisserie before�":
TRANSLATION: Does he know that Joe Charboneau has retired? Does he know that "having a good September for Wichita" is not one of the eight scoring categories?

"Davey Johnson loved this guy when he was with the Orioles�":
TRANSLATION: We all know that Davey Johnson managed the Orioles in the mid-90s. However, few remember that Davey used to "play" for the Orioles in the early 70s and that is when he "loved this guy". Please remember that players eligible for the Hall-of-Fame or broke in with Dwight Evans have little rotisserie value currently.

"Rob and I were discussing this�":
TRANSLATION: Although Rob may have been on the phone at one time that evening with Jon, he probably wasn�t listening, let alone agreeing that Tom Neidenfuer only played well for Jonathan.

"For whatever reason, he only plays well for me�"
TRANSLATION: Please trade with me because I am psychologically dependent upon my rotisserie team and subsequently the players I had 10 years ago. Pity is the great motivator here!

"We�re not even in the same stratosphere�"
TRANSLATION: I�ve been playing this game for 15 years and have yet to make a fair trade and am sure as hell not going to make one now! (Consolation prize: You AREN�T in the same stratosphere as Jonny Boy!)

"That�s interesting, but let�s just tweak it a little bit�"
TRANSLATION: Take out anything on my side of value and you add to your side of the already overwhelmingly one-sided deal and I�ll grin.

"If no one wants to trade now, that�s fine. We know who they�ll be coming to during the season and overpaying for�"
TRANSLATION: Editor�s Note�This phrase has sexual undertones that we are not comfortable delving into.

"Just a few short orders of business before the draft�":
TRANSLATION: Go to the hotel�s front desk immediately and advise them that you will be staying for another night.

"I was Michael�s best man, but�"; "I liked Pete, but we just didn�t play well together�"; "Greg�s a great guy, but�"; "Don�t get me wrong, I liked Morris, but�" "Nickel�s one of my best friends, but�" "Jay�s my brother, but�"
TRANSLATION: In gambling lingo this is known as a trend.