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										| Penn 
										Post Mt. Penn Jr./Sr. High 
										School
 25th and Filbert Sts. - Mt. 
										Penn, Pa. 19606
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							VOLUME 26EDITION 7
 MAY 1983
 
  
							Junior HighHonor Society
 Comes to Mt. Penn
 On March 17, 1983, Mt. Penn High School received its 
							charter to create a Junior High National Honor 
							Society. This honor society will be for 7th, 8th, 
							and 9th graders and is separate from the Sr. Honor 
							Society. In other words, induction into the Jr. NHS 
							does not automatically place the student into the 
							Sr. NHS.
 To receive the charter, MPHS had to send an application 
							into the National Association of Secondary School 
							Principals. Only accredited high schools can apply - 
							MPHS is accredited as a part of the middle Atlantic 
							states -and all schools must pledge to follow the 
							national rules and regulations.
 To be chosen into the Sr. National Honor Society, the 
							students must first show four different qualities: 
							service, leadership, character, and scholarship. 
							Also, the individual�s grade point average must be 
							3.0 or better. Finally, the teachers vote. The 
							process will be exactly the same for the Jr. NHS, 
							with one exception: an additional quality of 
							citizenship must be displayed.
 Induction for both the Jr. and Sr. National Honor 
							Societies will be on May 23.
 - Beth Long
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										| Penn 
										Post Receives Second Place AwardRecently the first and second issues of this year�s 
										Penn Post were sent to the American 
										Scholastic Press Association in Wheatley 
										Heights, New York, to be judged among 
										hundreds of other school newspapers. The 
										Penn Post received a second place in the 
										Junior/ Senior High School category. The 
										point score system was 850 - 1000, 1st 
										place, 700 - 849, 2nd place; 500 - 699, 
										3rd place. The Penn Post scored a 760 
										grand total.
 Each paper was judged in 6 different areas. The first 
										area was CONTENT COVERAGE, in which we 
										received 85% of the points. This 
										criteria includes student interest, 
										original material, community awareness, 
										investigative reporting, coverage of 
										various areas of the school life, 
										individual effort, factual research, 
										content of general interest, and 
										continuous, special features.
 The second category was GENERAL PLAN, our score, 80%. 
										This scored design, layout, masthead, 
										name plate, table of contents, and 
										adequate printing method.
 The third category was PAGE DESIGN, our score 57%. This 
										involves proper continuations of long 
										articles, balance and design, avoidance 
										of wasted spaces and uncluttered pages, 
										visual appeal and varied type styles, 
										photographs and cartoons.
 Next was EDITING for which we scored 80%. This area 
										criticized style, visual patterns, 
										journalistic grammar, proofreading, use 
										of by-lines, and accuracy of facts.
 The fifth area was ARTWORK, our score, 47%. This 
										covered artwork, advertisements, 
										illustrations, and captions.
 The final category was CREATIVITY, for which we scored 
										71% of the points. This judged the 
										creative quality of the paper that made 
										it unique for the population it serves.
 The staff is proud that the 1982-83 Penn Post scored 
										highest in editing, using journalistic 
										grammar and accurate reporting. We need 
										most improvement in the use of 
										photography and artwork and in varying 
										our layouts.
 We are pleased with this second place award, especially 
										since this is the first time our paper 
										was judged. In the future, however, we 
										are aiming for first place.
 - 
										Lynn Slutsky
 
 
											
												
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									| What�s After 
									M*A*S*H? Practically the entire country witnessed the final 
									episode of M*A*S*H on February 28. After 11 
									years and 250 episodes, the final cry of 
									"Choppers!" was heard at the 4077th Mobile 
									Army Surgical Hospital. Although the show 
									will be in syndication for many years to 
									come, there will always be something 
									missing.
 Obviously that is what the producers of the show 
									thought because coming later this summer 
									will be a sequel called �After M*A*S*H.� The 
									new series involves Colonel Potter, Klinger, 
									and Father Mulcahy working in a veterans 
									hospital. My personal feelings on this are 
									that �After M*A*S*H" will not be as
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									as M*A*S*H. A rule of thumb is sequels are 
									flops, no matter how good they may be. 
									Throughout the entire life of M*A*S*H, many 
									people left the show, but equal or better 
									actors always took their places. This new 
									series plans to involve only three of the 
									main actors. ror good or bad, Hawkeye Pierce 
									made the show. Any series after the fact 
									that doesn�t star him is starting out with 
									two strikes. If �After M*A*S*H� survives the 
									first six months, then it may possibly be as 
									popular as M*A*S*H was. Whatever happens, M*A*S*H will be remembered and loved 
									for a long time to come.
 - Dave Ravel
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										| A Time 
										To Try New Things
 It is now the 4th quarter and the end of the school 
										year will soon be upon us. By this time, 
										many people are ready for a change from 
										the same old routine. I, too, am just a 
										little tired of doing the same things 
										day in and day out, 5 days a week. That 
										is why I feel the teachers should take 
										advantage of this time to try new and 
										interesting ideas and methods of 
										teaching. Students may be ready for this 
										and will probably welcome a creative 
										transition.
 Field trips would be very well received and can help 
										students as well as the teachers learn.
 | These trips can be short 
										excursions to places in the area which 
										could help a teacher enhance his or her 
										subject. Everyone knows that the senior class goes on a rather 
										large trip every year. Perhaps the other 
										classes could go on shorter trips at the 
										end of the year. The 8th grade, for 
										instance, goes to Hershey Park. Trips of 
										this type would be great for the other 
										classes as well.
 Many things can be done to make these last two months 
										more interesting and enjoyable. 
										Hopefully, they will be taken into 
										consideration.
 - Stephanie Rosenthal
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											| Invasion of the Smurfs You know something: I hate smurfs. I really do. They�re 
											pudgy little blue creeps that have 
											invaded every aspect of our society. 
											Seriously! Don�t believe me, do you. 
											OK - I�ll prove it. The three things 
											considered vital to the survival of 
											man are shelter, food, and clothing. 
											We�ll start with shelter.
 Did you know that smurf wallpaper can be bought? 
											Genuine smurf wallpaper. Yessiree. 
											To match the walls, one can buy 
											smurf sheets, pillowcases, towels, 
											washclothes, lamp-shades, and even 
											trashcans. Imagine. A house of smurf 
											wallpaper. They�ve definitely 
											invaded �shelter.�
 Next - food. Ever try to eat a meal with your family, 
											trying to hold a serious 
											conversation while eating off smurf 
											plates and drinking from smurf 
											glasses?
 | It can�t be done. How 
											about smurf napkins, paper plates, 
											and table-cloths? I think I�m going to be sick.
 For awhile I thought we were still safe, because I 
											hadn�t heard of any smurf clothes. 
											That�s because no one told me, not 
											because we didn�t have any. Now the 
											shelves boast smuri nighties, 
											t-shirts, underwear, swimsuits - the 
											whole bit.
 Now I know I�m going to be sick.
 Of course, there�s more. Ooodles of smurf toys. And the 
											final obscenity - smurf television 
											specials.
 Yep. Smurfs have definitely invaded our society. I 
											don�t think there�s enough room for 
											me and them.
 Does anyone know of a cheap cabin for sale - somewhere 
											in the Alps, perhaps?
 - Beth Long
 |  | Do You Know What You�ve Been Missing?
 While 
						representing Mt. Penn in the Junior Miss Pageant last 
						year, I was a little disturbed by our school�s lack of 
						interest in such a great program. Over the past four 
						years I have witnessed a steady decline in the support 
						of Junior Miss at Mt. Penn, especially on the part of 
						the student body and the girls who are eligible to 
						receive this honor. Last year only two girls tried out 
						and the year before Mt. Penn didn�t even have a 
						contestant in the pageant. Why is this so and what can 
						be done about it?
 Perhaps if more students understood what Junior Miss 
						really stands for, there would be more local support and 
						interest. Through my experience with Junior Miss, I have 
						gained 19 close friends, a little more self-confidence, 
						more knowledge about personal hygiene and fashion, and I 
						had fun doing it. Many people aren�t aware of what 
						Junior Miss accomplishes in a short time period. Of 
						course many rehearsals are required for the pageant 
						itself, but much time is devoted to getting acquainted 
						with the other contestants through recreational and 
						social activities.
 The Junior Miss Pageant is not a beauty or popularity 
						contest. The purpose of the program is to seek Berks 
						County�s outstanding high school senior girl who best 
						exemplifies her peers throughout the county and to have 
						her represent our county in the state pageant. Junior 
						Miss also stresses academic achievement and grants 
						several scholarships to deserving contestants.
 Junior Miss does so much to develop a young woman�s 
						potential, that I hope more girls at Mt. Penn will take 
						advantage of this program in order that this tradition 
						can continue.
 
								
									
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										| Penn Post Staff |  
										| Editor | Lynn 
										Slutsky |  
										| Editorials | Jodi 
										Kisling |  
										| Features | Stephanie Rosenthal |  
										| News | Dave 
										Ravel |  
										| Sports | Mindy 
										DiGiacomo |  
										| Art | Beth 
										Long |  
										| Reporters | Tim 
										Conlon Pam Horning
 Trish Hill
 Jeff Jacobson
 Marshalle Palm
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										| Advisor | Mrs. 
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						| Real 
						Seniors Recently with the onslaught of �real 
						people� books, two enterprising teenagers, Lauren Taylor 
						and Elizabeth Brophy, were inspired to write a 
						tongue-in-cheek guide for high school seniors. What 
						follows are some excerpts from their work plus a few of 
						our staff�s ideas
 
 Real Seniors �
 sleep through the 4th quarter.
 forget about finals.
 get out of bed 1 0 minutes before school starts.
 don�t remember what homework is.
 don�t mind when they get A�s.
 
 Real Seniors �
 don�t eat the school lunch. are always late for class.
 spend half the day in the guidance office.
 don�t know when any tests are scheduled.
 know how to bribe teachers.
 
 Real Seniors �
 don�t run out of excuses until the last day of school.
 don�t brown nose
 think they are already in college.
 don�t bother arguing about grades
 worry more about graduation parties than graduation.
 
 Real Seniors �
 don�t start term papers til the night before they are due.
 had senioritis in September.
 don�t think before they act.
 don�t wear miniskirts.
 take the longest way to the lavatory.
 
 Real Seniors �
 find a way to get suspended when they need a vacation.
 forget there are 5 days in a school week.
 only get caught smoking when they want to.
 are too cool for their boring town.
 
 REAL SENIORS JUST DON'T CARE ANYMORE
 | Real 
						Teachers The enterprising staff of the Penn 
						Post has also come up with its �Real Teachers� 
						masterpiece which follows:
 
 Real Teachers �
 don�t know where any of their tests are.
 can�t recite the pledge to the flag.
 never hand back tests.
 say �I�ll get back to you� and never do.
 round grades up.
 
 Real Teachers �
 aren�t afraid to wear blue sneakers.
 can keep a straight face while dissecting a pig.
 can kill frogs, don�t throw notebooks.
 don�t coach winning teams (at Mt. Penn).
 
 Real Teachers �
 have hot chocolate and sticky buns for breakfast.
 have learned to put ketchup on french fries correctly.
 are not afraid to wear zebra suits.
 don�t wear checked pants.
 don�t wear wigs.
 
 Real Teachers �
 are easily sidetracked.
 don�t assign seniors research papers last quarter.
 don�t give essay tests.
 don�t give failure notices.
 still teach, even when they can�t talk.
 
 Real Teachers �
 show a lot of movies.
 sleep through assemblies.
 can always find the chalk.
 don�t scrape their fingernails on the chalkboard.
 never have a clean desk.
 
 Real Teachers �
 don�t wear ties.
 don�t announce grades aloud.
 don�t try to make students look stupid.
 can�t work movie projectors.
 don�t complain about their bad days.
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						| Ummm...Real Schools 
						wouldn't print something as lame as this.This is truly an embarrassing work of "creative" 
						writing. -- YPCM
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						| Finger Prints The second week in May will begin a 
						five day finger printing schedule for students at the 
						Mt. Penn Elementary School. No child will be printed 
						without parental consent and parents are welcome to be 
						present when their child is finger printed.
 Parents are being guaranteed that the sole copy of 
						their child�s prints will be given to them. �We are not 
						going to keep any cards on file here even at the request 
						of a parent,� said Police. The prints can be used to 
						recover lost or abducted children at elementary age.
 The tentative printing schedule is as follows: 
						kindergarten age children on Monday, first and second 
						grades on Tuesday, third and fourth grades on Wednesday, 
						and fifth and sixth grades on Thursday. Any children 
						whose parents wish prints to be taken but were absent on 
						the day their grade was printed, will be taken care of 
						on Friday.
 - Tim Conlon
 
 Youth Day
 Thursday, April 28, 1983 will see the 61st annual 
						observance of Youth Day here in Berks County. Youth Day, 
						organized by The Business and Professional Women�s Club 
						of Reading, Pennsylvania, is a chance for area high 
						school seniors to take the places of city officials and 
						other posts. Students must report to their �jobs� at 
						9:00 A.M. At noon, their sponsors take them to a 
						luncheon at Abraham Lincoln Motor Inn. Afterwords, they 
						return to finish out the day at their borrowed 
						positions. This year, six Mount Penn students will be a 
						part of the festivities:
 
							
								
									| Greg Clark Trish Hill
 
 Pam Horning
 
 Beth Long
 
 Alison Seidel
 
 Rick Denby
 
 | Principal, 
									MPHS Production Manager,
 WRFY
 Dr. Hertz, I.U.
 Department Head
 Judge Thomas
 Eshelman
 Recorder of Deeds
 Courthouse
 Systems Engineer
 Met-Ed
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						Beth Long
 Hershey Trip
 Miss Luckenbach will be taking this year�s and last 
						year�s physics classes to Hershey Park May 31. Rather 
						than being just a fun day, this experience will be used 
						to demonstrate the principles of physics in a way that 
						the students will identify with them. These principles 
						will include free fall on the roller-coaster, action and 
						reaction on the bumper cars, and centrifugal force on 
						the Rotor.
 - Mindy DiGiacomo
 | Computer Courses Offered Next Year
 Next year 
						approximately 140 students will be using the computers. 
						The computers will be in use 7 periods a day. By using 
						the following schedule every student wanting to use the 
						computer and even some who do not will get hands on 
						experience with the computers.
 Miss Luckenbach will be teaching computer physics for a 
						double period to the top students of the junior class. A 
						computer literacy course open to all senior high 
						students will be held to introduce students to the 
						computers. Exceptional computer students and those who 
						plan to major in computers in college will be eligible 
						to take an advanced programming course. Juniors and 
						seniors will be able to take a computer 
						literacy/statistics class. The students will have 18 
						weeks of each class. Sophomore vo-tech students will 
						take a computer literacy/business math course. They will 
						have 18 weeks of each course. Another advanced 
						programming course will be offered but this time to the 
						accelerated 10th grade students. ITB, Introduction to 
						Business, will be offered to the top freshmen. This 
						course involves one quarter of using the computers and 
						one quarter of typing. The other two quarters will 
						involve 2 of the following introductory courses: 
						accounting, shorthand, and secretarial work. The class 
						will have a rotation schedule.
 Mrs. Spatz will be teaching 4 of these courses. Mr. 
						Hamilton and Mr. Strickler will each be teaching one 
						course. Mr. Fegely will teach the statistics course. The 
						business math course will be taught by Mr. Messner and 
						Mrs. Starr will teach the ITB course.
 - Pam Horning
 
 Optimist Winners
 On April 12, Greg Tucci, Bethany Lightner, 
						and 
						Christine Jurasinski 
						participated in a speaking contest sponsored by the 
						Optimist Club. The contest was held at the Exeter Diner. 
						The topic for this year was �Serve with Pride.� The 
						panel of judges awarded a first, second, and third place 
						for male participants and the same for the females.
 Greg Tucci was honored with first place and 
						Bethany (Buffy) Lightner was honored with a second 
						place. Greg won a $50 Savings Bond and will go on to the 
						Zone Contest at the Village Diner in Douglasville on May 
						5. The winner of the Zone Contest goes to the finals and 
						vies for $1000. All contestants on April 12 received a 
						calculator and a digital clock pen.
 - Marshalle Palm
 | Y-Teen Fashion Show The Y-Teens have done it again, this time they put on 
						the annual spring fashion show. This year�s theme was 
						�Swing into Spring.� Tryouts were held for the girls and 
						12 were chosen, 8 willing boys were also part of the 
						show. The girl�s fashions were obtained from the Deb 
						Shop in the Fairgrounds Square Mall. The boys� clothes 
						were from Chess King.
 Local businesses were contacted for door prizes. The 
						show was held on April 21st at 7:30 in the high school 
						auditorium.
 
							
								
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									MODELS |  
									| Kristin 
									Szurgot Cheryl Ryan
 Sandra Seiz
 Stephanie Kingree
 Carol Krause
 Stephanie Rosenthal
 Missy Becker
 Missy Ryan
 Denise Malecki
 Jenny Miller
 | Kelly Clark Diane Churan
 Ben Overley
 Lance Moliatu
 Jeff Eckel
 Carlos Scheirer
 Rick Denby
 Bryan Shaffer
 Kevin Epler
 Tom Sload
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						Mindy DiGiacomo
 Deutsche Studentin
 Visit Reading
 On Sunday, April 3, 29 high school students from Berlin 
						were in Reading to attend a bilingual church service as 
						guests of families around Reading for the day. Two 
						families from Mt. Penn played host to two of the German 
						students. The students involved were Jodi Kisling 
						and Marshalle Palm. The visitors were picked up 
						at St. John�s Lutheran Church in town and then received 
						a quick tour of Reading. Sights included the water 
						tower, the Pagoda, 3K�s Farm Market, Antietam Lake, 
						Ontelaunee Lake, Carsonia Lake and the Oley Valley.
 The German students, all from 10th grade, will be 
						staying in the United States for 5 weeks. The first 2 
						weeks were spent in the Philadelphia area with host 
						families to get a taste of American family life. Now the 
						students are going to visit the Amish Country, New York, 
						Washington, D.C., and points in between.
 One of the German students, Jennifer Layton, was 
						very surprised at the patriotism. She commented that 
						there is nothing in Germany to compare to that. What 
						really amazed her was the flag in the church.
 These German students had an amazing command of the 
						English language. All of the students spoke fluent 
						English.
 The students seemed to be really enjoying the United 
						States and the hosts seemed to enjoy the day together as 
						much as, if not more than, the German students.
 - Jodi Kisling
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						| News |  
						| Here Come The 
						Grandparents During the week of April 11 there were some different 
						faces at the elementary school. From April 11 to April 
						15 the elementary school held its second annual 
						Grandparents� Visitation Week. The Penn Post sent 2 
						reporters to the Elementary school to cover this event.
 The young ladies assigned to cover this story and 
						gather some comments were excited, but not nearly as 
						excited as the grandparents. The consensus among the 
						grandparents seemed to be:
 �Holy Moley, it sure has changed a lot since I went to 
						school.� Believe it or not, it has also changed a lot 
						since our 2 reporters went to elementary school. Most 
						grandparents and our reporters were surprised at the 
						extensive use of audio-visual aids as a part of the 
						curriculum. The teachers were also excited. The ones we 
						talked to thought it was a good idea to have the 
						grandparents in and thought Grandparents Visitation Week 
						should be continued. Now, for some comments:
 
							
								
									| Mrs. Elsie Seidel - �It�s good to come.�
 
 Mrs. Kathryn Becker, Mrs. Sarah Shunk, and 
									Mrs. Sophie Holahon all agreed - �It�s so 
									much different
 from when we went to school.�
 
 Mrs. Gladys Reese - �I�m very impressed. I 
									wasn�t planning to come until my grandson 
									asked.�
 |  It goes to say that if the 
						grandparents had a good time the grandchildren must have 
						also. In order to be fair, here are some of the 
						children�s comments: 
							
								
									| Stephanie Seidel - 
									�I liked it.� 
 Andrea Bartlett - �It�s lots of fun.�
 
 Erica Becker - �I really like it. 
									They should come more often.�
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						the school positive comments were abundant. Mr. Brushak 
						was pleased; Dr. Darlington thought it was a good idea; 
						the grandparents were having fun, and the PTL was 
						pleased with the turnout. In total 182 grandparents 
						participated.The only somewhat negative aspect of Grandparents 
						Visitation Week is the number of grandparents decreases 
						as the children get older. The teachers try to encourage 
						the older children, but there is still a light turnout.
 To sum it all up, this should be done all over the 
						country because seeing the smiles of the grandchildren 
						and the grandparents is worth at feast one week of the 
						school year with a few disruptions.
 - Jodi Kisling
 and Marshalle Palm
 | Girls Await Preliminary Judging
 As of April 15, 
						there are 3 junior girls planning to attend the 
						preliminary judging of the 1983 Junior Miss Contestants.
						Carol Krause, Vicki Denunzio, and 
						Stephanie Rosenthal will travel to Schuylkill Valley 
						High School in the beginning of June. Judges will meet 
						with each preliminary contestant in a five minute 
						interview where the girls are asked questions about 
						world affairs, school activities, community 
						involvements, and personal values. After reviewing 
						school transcripts, the judges make their choice and the 
						Junior Misses are notified of the decision. The 1983 
						Berks County Junior Miss Pageant will be held later this 
						fall.
 - Trish Hill
 
 Mt. P.U.N.C. II
 On May 14, 1983, the Mount Penn United Nations will be 
						holding its second annual model United Nations 
						Conference. The conference will be held at the high 
						school from 8 in the morning until 5 that evening. 
						Students in the club, along with graduated members from 
						prior years, will be chairing committees throughout the 
						day. Marshalle Palm will be acting Secretary 
						General and Jodi Kisling will be acting Under 
						Secretary General. Awards will be given to individual 
						delegates as well as to delegations.  Approximately 
						6 schools will be in attendance.
 - Marshalle Palm
 
 Rifle Team
 Mt. Penn did still have a rifle team in 1979, however, 
						it became inactive due to the lack of a certified range.
 The Mt. Penn Rifle Team does not exist any longer as a 
						school club; however, Mr. Hamilton is still an N.R.A. 
						(National Rifle Association) member and certified 
						coach-instructor. This, coupled with the existence of 
						rifles and targets which Mr. Hamilton and Mt. Penn High 
						School jointly purchased, leaves hope for the revival of 
						this club.
 �It's not just plinking around tin cans,� says Mr. 
						Hamilton, �It�s like any other sport, if you want to 
						excel you have to work for it.� This work would involve 
						time investments and practices comparable to those of 
						any other Mt. Penn team.
 Any interested parties can see Mr. Hamilton and express 
						their willingness to participate.
 - Tim Conlon
 | Math Test for the Junior High
 The seventh and 
						eighth graders took part in a math contest sponsored by 
						the Pennsylvania Mathematics League. Mt. Penn did not do 
						as well this year as last year, but we did have a 
						student place in the top five. Alan Rosenthal, an 
						eighth grader, tied for fourth place in Berks County. 
						With a score of 31 out of 40, Alan missed placing third 
						by one point. The top score in Berks County was 37.
 The students at Mt. Penn do not prepare for this test; 
						therefore their scores are indicative of their 
						understanding of mathematical concepts and their 
						application.
 - Stephanie Rosenthal
 
 Student Council
 Student Council advisor Miss Korba called the students 
						to an April 12 meeting. The most important item on the 
						agenda was the upcoming Fun Day. President Angela 
						Anastasiadis is looking for new events and ideas and 
						would like to get more students involved.
 Another upcoming event is a possible Student Council 
						trip to New York. Council members are looking for a way 
						to lower the cost of the trip to make it a plausible 
						idea. Should they succeed, the trip would only be for 
						9th through 12th grade students.
 Donald Mackowiak is now in charge of the soda 
						machine.
 Finally, Mr. Orlando brought a new idea to Student 
						Council to get their opinions and some feedback. The new 
						idea is the concept of folders for the Student handbook. 
						Council members were very enthusiastic.
 - Beth Long
 
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						| From Our Critics | Dear 
						Habib |  
						| Fourth of July War by Allen Topel
 The 
						Fourth of July War is a fictional story about the 
						present-day oil situation. As the story begins, the Arab 
						countries have raised prices so much that the U.S. is 
						really starting to suffer. There have been so many 
						restrictions put on the importing of oil that nobody can 
						afford it anymore. This provokes the President and other 
						leaders of the nation to plan an attack on the Arab oil 
						fields in order to take them by force.
 This book is a tough one to read. This is not because 
						of difficult words or tough subject matter, but because 
						it starts so slowly. At least half of the book is 
						background information, telling us each detail about the 
						characters and the situations in which they are 
						involved. The action or �good parts� don�t start until 
						the end of the book. When this happens, it spills out 
						like sewage. Once the action starts, it�s hard to put 
						the book down.
 The plot centers on the Director of Energy, George T. 
						Morris, and Anne Walton, a television star and sex 
						symbol. The oil being imported into the United States is 
						slowed down to a dribble, and the President must decide 
						whether to use force or to try to get the oil back by 
						peaceful terms. The story is so like the present day 
						situation that the reader begins to realize that 
						something like this could really happen.
 I give this book a good rating, but I don�t recommend 
						it for those of you who enjoy action from cover to 
						cover. Give it a try, but don�t give up after the first 
						couple of chapters.
 - Dave Ravel
 
 Horrorscopes
 TAURUS - (April 20 - May 21)
 Taureans are easily recognized because they have a 
						passive, calm, controlled nature that changes to 
						stubbornness and even violent anger under severe stress. 
						They are practical, generous people whose senses are 
						keen. Taurus natives love nature, beauty, and the arts. 
						They show shrewdness where money is concerned and have 
						romantic, generous, independent, and home-loving 
						qualities.
 �Famous Taureans� - Mr. Choyka, Miss Murray, Mr. Ruch, 
						Mindy DiGiacomo, Kevin Shearer, Kristin Szurgot, Bryan 
						Shaffer, and Joe Boyle.
 - Trish Hill
 | Jailbird by Kurt Vonnegut
 Jailbird is a satirical look at the 1970�s 
						through the eyes of Walter Starbuck. This character has 
						just gotten out of prison for his part in Watergate. 
						Although nobody remembers him anymore or cares what he 
						did, the story of his life is very interesting.
 Walter Starbuck was a communist at Harvard, a member of 
						F.D.R.�s administration, a food and drink distributor 
						during the War Crimes Trials, and the President�s 
						special advisor on youth affairs. He was sent to prison 
						in 1975 for embezzlement, perjury, and obstruction of 
						justice, but of course he was innocent. His entire life 
						had been one failure after another.
 As the story begins he is being released from prison 
						after four years and faces a life of hopelessness, 
						despair, and unwant. Surprisingly, he meets some people 
						that change his life a-round. These people eventually 
						become vice presidents in RAMJAC, a corporation 
						everything in in charge of self as a bag noticing her.
 After reading this review, you may realize that 
						Jailbird is a confusing book. Well, you�re right. 
						Jailbird is not for everybody; as a matter of fact, 
						Kurt Vonnegut is not for everybody. His works are a 
						challenge for the reader, but if you can keep with him 
						until the end of the book, things usually fall into 
						place. I give the book a 4-star rating.
 - Dave Ravel
 
 Total Abandon
 Total Abandon is anything but that. It is a 
						calculated four man play. It is a play of sympathy, 
						mystery, and sheer disgust. Having just seen Zorba, 
						a play about life that orbited Anthony Quinn�s stage 
						presence, Total Abandon seems to be a large step to the 
						left. While it stars Richard Dreyfus, he is backed by a 
						solid, well known, well acted cast. If you have seen the 
						movie Who�s Life Is It Anyway?, expect the 
						opposite. In that movie, Dreyfus asked that he be put 
						off machines so that he might die in peace. In this play 
						he is fighting to keep his son alive on machines - a son 
						who is dead, a son he abused. It comes down to the fact 
						that if the son dies, Dreyfus will be charged with the 
						murder of his son. The question that prevails is, �Is 
						Dreyfus sincere?� The play ends in an explosion. I 
						promise you a ring around your emotions by the time you 
						leave.
 This play has left Philadelphia and is now on Broadway. 
						Don�t miss it.
 - Jeff Jacobson
 | Dear Habib, My family owns an ATARI set. For my brother�s recent 
						birthday, my parents bought him a Ms. Pac-Man cartridge. 
						Unthinkingly my younger brother asked me one night if I 
						would like to try a game. Figuring that my low score 
						would amuse both my brother and myself, I agreed to give 
						it a go. No sooner had I eaten my first power pill and 
						subsequent ghost when my family noticed a marked change 
						in me - I stared intently at the screen, totally 
						absorbed in my game and oblivious to the world outside 
						the alternating screens. I played game after game, not 
						relinquishing the joystick until my mother turned off 
						the set and threatened me with a broom and insisted that 
						I do my homework. But when I turned to my math, all I 
						could see were ghosts, cherries, oranges, pretzels, 
						bananas, dots, and Ms. Pac-Man! After my mom and dad 
						were asleep, I snuck down for another game, promising 
						myself that it would only be for a few minutes - I 
						played for three hours!!!
 In recent days my addiction to the world of Ms. Pac-Man 
						has grown worse with each game I play. My grades are 
						falling; I can�t concentrate, my friends are all leaving 
						me; my boyfriend has threatened to do the same; my 
						parents have repeatedly tried to punish me and rid me of 
						this affliction - even threatening to get rid of the 
						cartridge! (Since then, I keep the cartridge with me at 
						all times.) I dream of eating dots I walk around in a 
						daze, I can�t even eat! Please Habib - HELP ME!!!!
 
 Dear Addicted to Ms.,
 I personally spent our national debt on Zaxxon before I 
						realized my affliction. It is a hard, slow withdrawal 
						period to go through. I suggest switching to the E.T. 
						cartridge. When you realize you are living for Reeses 
						Pieces, the shock should set you straight. Beware, there 
						are certain physical side effects. Of course, you�ll 
						find that out later.
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						| Students of the 
						Issue |  
						| Marshalle Palm The new 
						Student of the Issue, is active in our school. She is 
						probably best known for her United Nations club work. 
						She has been president of the UN Club for the past two 
						years and has won numerous awards for her effort. In 
						addition to the UN Club Marshalle was President of the 
						Modern Language Club her junior year, and is now vice 
						president. Marshalle has also been involved in FTA, 
						Student Council, band, and Chorus. Athletically 
						Marshalle was part of the bowling team in her sophomore 
						year.
 Among her awards in UN, Marshalle has won a 1st place 
						speaker�s award at Reading High, a 3rd place speaker�s 
						award at Haverford College, and a 2nd place speaker�s 
						award at Governor Muffin.
 Marshalle�s interests include psychology, political 
						issues, animals (especially Mousse), and, of course, 
						people of the masculine form.
 After Mt. Penn Marshalle is going to further her 
						education at Juniata College majoring in Politics and 
						International affairs. Then she would like to go for a 
						Masters Degree at Georgetown University. She hopes to 
						get into government, possibly overseas. Who knows, 
						someday she may be the first woman in the White House.
 - Jodi Kisling
 
 All-Star Plays in
 Schuylkill County Game
 A week after our All-Star, Jeff Eckel, played in 
						the Duke DeLuca Memorial Game, he was scheduled to play 
						in the Schuylkill County Basketball Game on April 15. 
						This time, however, Jeff was a member of the Berks 
						County All-Stars, and the proceeds from their game 
						against the Schuylkill County All-Star team benefited a 
						worthwhile charity. Jeff says he had fun and enjoyed 
						playing against all-stars from a different county.
 - Trish Hill
 
 Governor�s School Semifinalist
 Congratulations go to Jackie Savitz for becoming 
						a semifinalist for a scholarship to the Governor�s 
						School for the Sciences. To qualify Jackie maintained 
						recommendations from Mr. Strickler and Miss Luckenbach. 
						She also wrote a paragraph stating why she would like to 
						go to the school, which is held for six weeks over the 
						summer. The program consists of research, science 
						projects, and seminars with famous scientists.
 | Jeff Eckel What�s tall, blonde, and athletic? This 
						issue�s male student, Jeff Eckel. �Doo� is known 
						throughout Mt. Penn as an excellent athlete and integral 
						part of all the sports teams he is involved with. Jeff 
						plays basketball, tennis, and volleyball for the Mounts 
						and has received several awards and honors for his 
						talent on the basketball court. This year Jeff 
						represented Mt. Penn in the Duke Deluca Memorial 
						All-Star Game, and played with the Berks All-Stars in 
						the Schuylkill County Game. He also received an 
						honorable mention on the All-County basketball team. 
						Other than sports, Jeff is a member of Boys Leader 
						Corps.
 Next year Jeff will be attending Bloomsburg State 
						College.
 - Trish Hill
 
						 Scholarship forLynn Slutsky
 On Tuesday 
						April 21, 1983 Lynn Slutsky received a 
						scholarship from Community General Hospital. She was one 
						of four people picked for the scholarship out of a total 
						of fifteen people interviewed. The scholarship is worth 
						one thousand dollars a year for four years at the 
						college of her choice, Cedar Crest. In order to get the 
						scholarship for the remaining years, Lynn must maintain 
						good grades.
 Since Community General Hospital is only hiring four 
						people for the summer, the scholarship winners are 
						guaranteed summer jobs at the hospital. They must also 
						work at Community General after their senior year at 
						college is completed. This means the college graduates 
						don�t have to worry about finding jobs.
 - Lynn Slutsky
 | Carolyn Horst This female student of the issue is �une 
						bonne at tiste.� She wins many awards for her artwork 
						and has recently been awarded a four-year scholarship to 
						the School of Visual Arts in New York. If you haven�t 
						already guessed, this student is Carolyn Horst. 
						Carolyn is an active student in our school. She belongs 
						to the Modern Language Club and the United Nations Club. 
						In addition to awards in art, Carolyn has also received 
						a second-place speaker�s award for U.N. Club. Some of 
						the more significant art awards she has received 
						include: first place in a mural contest at the Berkshire 
						Mall, second place and an honorable mention in oil at 
						the District Art Show, and a third place in drawing at 
						last year�s District Art Show. She was also a finalist 
						for the Governor�s School for the Arts and then chosen 
						alternate.
 In her free time, Carolyn likes to draw, paint, listen 
						to music, talk to Matt, work, and pick on 
						her 
						little sister. Carolyn has also enjoyed 
						playing field hockey for Mt. Penn.
 After Mt. Penn, Carolyn is going to New York to study 
						fine arts at the School of Visual Arts.
 - Jodi Kisling
 
 Third Quarter Honors
 Rae-Lyn Fletcher, and 8th grader, and 
						Michelle Urban, a junior, were both named as student 
						of the quarter. Rae-Lyn was chosen because she has made 
						honor roll for the first time this year. Michelle 
						improved in four subjects by two grade levels.
 Eighteen students made Merit Honor Roll by having an 
						average of 3.75 or more this marking period. The 
						following students made the Merit Honor Roll:
 
 7th - Kathleen Petruska and Jocelyn Quaintance
 
 8th - Carol Ann Bigos, Norinne
 Miller, Jennifer Schickler, and Stephanie Sosh
 
 9th - 
						Leann Deisher, 
						Karen 
						Denby, 
						Kathy Ford, 
						
						Christine Jurasinski,
						Darren 
						Max, and 
						Elizabeth Rosser
 
 10th - Lori Fizz and Kari Nordhoy
 
 11th - Sharon Romich, Mark Knabb and Joell Reimert
 
 12th - Carolyn Horst, Beth Long, and Alison Seidel
 
 Eighty-six students from Jr.-Sr. High School have Honor 
						Roll by averaging 3.00 grades or better.
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						| Sports Volleyball
 Mt. Penn�s volleyball season is drawing to a close, 
						with the girls having one more tournament and the boys 
						having two. By the time this paper comes out all three 
						will be over.
 Since the last writing, the girls have played in Mt. 
						Penn�s invitational. This tournament proved to be 
						somewhat of a success, for the girls won 5 out of 10 
						games.
 The boys participated in the Brandywine Bullet 
						Invitational but played to a disappointing second-place 
						finish. Mt. Penn�s team, last year�s championship team, 
						was beaten by Schuylkill Valley in point totals. Two 
						players, however, were chosen for the all-star team, 
						John Ford and Greg Volutza.
 - Mindy DiGiacomo
 
 Boy�s Season Off To A Slow Start
 The first game of baseball was a close one against 
						Schuylkill Valley at home. The Mounts lost it 1-2. The 
						next game was at Conrad Weiser which the Mounts lost 
						2-3. The Mounts then lost 8-2 to Kutztown. The score was 
						2-1 going into the 6th inning and then the Mounts just 
						fell apart. The next game was against Mt. Penn�s rival, 
						Exeter, which we lost 5-7. The Mounts were beginning to 
						come back during the 7th inning. The Mounts had the 
						bases loaded when the next 3 batters struck out. Junior,
						Tom Sload was 2 for 3 at bat including a stand-up 
						triple. The first league game was at Wyomissing which 
						the Mounts lost 6-1. Daniel Boone then played us and 
						beat the Mounts 7-4. John Ford, a senior, hit a 
						triple and a single. Junior, Warren Davis, had 2 
						RBI�s on a double and Kevin Shearer, a senior, 
						was 3 for 3 at bat.
 Coach Dengler sees the Mounts� biggest problem as not 
						using their potential all 7 innings. He also points out 
						that the pitcher Dave Ravel, a senior, has not 
						given up any earned runs yet he is 0-3 which means the 
						boys are not getting timely hits or fielding properly. 
						Another problem is junior Jeff Motze, the 
						shortstop, has been unable to play because of illness. 
						Beside shaking up the infield he was also the team�s 
						lead-off hitter. Coach Dengler hopes to correct these 
						problems so their season can end up with a winning note.
 - Pam Horning
 
  True happiness consists not in the 
						multitude of friends but in their worth and choice. -- 
						Ben Johnson | DeLuca Players Trish 
						Hill and Jeff Eckel had a chance to show-off 
						their basketball skills on Friday, April 8 during the 
						All-Star DeLuca game at Albright�s Bollman Center. They 
						each received a trophy for playing in the game.
 Trish Hill, a member of the East team, started 
						and played frequently throughout the whole game. The 
						East team routed the West team, 56-37. Although Trish 
						did not score, she played a very good game. Trish 
						commented, �It was great playing with such talented 
						girls and getting to know them better. I had a lot of 
						fun!�
 Jeff Eckel played very little due to a sprained 
						ankle, which had happened while playing dunkball earlier 
						in the week. Jeff�s East team pulled out a close one 
						against the West team and the final score was 81-75. 
						Jeff said, �It was a learning experience to play under 
						Coach Rick Binder.�
 - Pam Horning
 
 Cheerleaders Chosen
 On Saturday, April 9, from 9 a.m. to noon, 47 
						girls tried out for the cheerleading team. There were 3 
						judges, a cheerleading coach from Exeter and 2 coaches 
						from Reading High, and 5 alternate judges in case of a 
						tie. The girls were judged on a point system with a 
						perfect score being 195 points. For each of the 
						following the girls received a possible of 5 points:  
						a floor cheer, a chant, a split, a dance, and two jumps. 
						Her smile, her pep, her voice, and her enthusiasm were 
						each worth 10 points. The varsity squad is made up of 10 
						members, the JV squad is made up of 8 members, and there 
						were no alternates chosen this year.
 
      These girls 
						will be going to cheer-leading camp during the summer 
						and to finance this event they are selling the Stylex 
						Professional comb and brush set. The set includes 4 
						different types of combs and one large vent brush. The 
						price of the set is $6.00 and comes in various color 
						combinations.- Pam Horning
 
 | Jumping for Heart On Friday, 
						April 22, 1983, from 8 to 11 a.m. 30 teams were jumping 
						for the American Heart Association. Each team was made 
						up of 4 to 6 team members. All team members will receive 
						a certificate for participation in the Jump-A.Thon. The 
						students brought in approximately $2,700 in pledges. The 
						actual total may be more for not all students had 
						brought in their pledge sheets when this paper went to 
						the printer.
 Prizes will be given out according to the amount of 
						pledges brought in. Each participant had to have a 
						minimum sponsors equal to $10.00. For this the 
						participant will receive a tan t-shirt with navy blue 
						sleeves with an emblem in the upper-left corner. For 
						pledges equaling $36.00 to $99.00 the student will 
						receive a barrel (gym) bag and a t-shirt. Dawn Hill, 
						a junior with $65.80 in pledges; Rae-Lyn Fletcher, 
						an 8th grader with $66.60; and freshman 
						Brendan 
						Kane with $69.60 will all receive a 
						barrel bag and a t-shirt. A windbreaker and a t.shirt 
						will be given out to participants with pledges amounting 
						to $100.00 to $249.00. Karen Koch, a senior, had 
						the highest amount of pledges by bringing in $143.60. 
						Mike Martin, a senior, brought in $113.20 in 
						pledges. They will each be receiving a windbreaker and a 
						t-shirt. If anyone had brought in more than $249.00 in 
						pledges, they would have received a warm-up suit and a 
						t-shirt.
 There was also a school incentive to have the students 
						raise money for physical and health education equipment. 
						Mount Penn will receive $250 worth of equipment because 
						our total pledges were between $2000-$5000. Hopefully 
						the money will go towards a Resusci Annie for our CPR 
						courses.
 - Pam Horning
 
 Tennis Team Wins
 In New Division
 So far it has been an exciting season for the tennis 
						team. They are in a different and more difficult 
						division this year. As of April 15, the boys were part 
						of a winning team.
 The game against Twin Valley ended in a Mountaineer 
						victory of 6-1. Governor Mifflin was a bit of a 
						disappointment. Here we lost with a score of 0-7. On 
						April 13, Mt. Penn went against Conrad Weiser and was 
						victorious by 4 matches to 3.
 There is still more of the season to go, and Coach 
						Elaine Schwarr feels the matches will be tough, but 
						there are a lot of possibilities.
 - Stephanie Rosenthal
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